inspirasi buat wanita, cara menjebak yang jitu…. hehehe….

WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!
WIFE: ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’
HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do.
WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married again.’
WIFE: ‘You would?’
HUSBAND: …….?
WIFE: ‘Would you live in our house?’
HUSBAND: ‘Sure, it’s a great house.’
WIFE: ‘Would you sleep with her in our bed?’
HUSBAND: ‘Where else would we sleep?’
WIFE: ‘Would you let her drive my car?’
HUSBAND: ‘Probably, it is almost new.’
WIFE: ‘Would you replace my pictures with hers?’
HUSBAND: ‘That would seem like the proper thing to do.’
WIFE: ‘Would you give her my jewelry?’
HUSBAND: ‘No, I’m sure she’d want her own.’
WIFE: ‘Would she wear my shoes’
HUSBAND: ‘No, her size is 6.’
WIFE: — silence –
HUSBAND: ‘shit….

Welcome October

Dah lama ga nulis nih, pengen nulis ga ada ide, mau ngebahas apa?

Ehm… ada apa ya bulan oktober ini? Yang jelas, bulan ini bisa dan pas disebut sama October Rain kali ya? gimana engga hujan hampir setiap hari, curahnya juga besar, malah kadang awet banger, sampe ada yang bilang hujannya dikasih formalin.. hehehe…. malahan banjir sudah jadi trade mark, bakalan dijamin banjir kalo habis hujan *_* trus bulan ini juga Allah sayang banget sama aku dan keluarga, di ingatkannya kami akan kesehatan, bahwa kesehatan itu mahal dan harus dijaga.

Welcome October Goodbye September